It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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