I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Shame - the story of my life.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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