its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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