This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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