I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Life without a bra equals bliss.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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