rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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