the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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