my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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