Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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