Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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