Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
Randomize