Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
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