i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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