They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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