Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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