What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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