omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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