She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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