My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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