Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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