Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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