i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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