More tranny stories later!
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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