You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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