He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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