Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I just want nice things and good sex
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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