Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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