i just google imaged poop.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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