remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
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Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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