I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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