yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I faked an abortion last night.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
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