She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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