I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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