i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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