Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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