Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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