You're completely useless in the revolution.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
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