Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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