I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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