Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I want to make a zoo with you.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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