i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I want a musical about memes.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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