Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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