Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Ladies don't puke and tell
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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