I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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