Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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