Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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