i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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