did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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