Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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