oh god the rape fog is back!
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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