i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Randomize
