fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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