whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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